About Me: Brenda was found wandering near a smoking crater in Siberia in 1982, with no memory of how she or the crater got there. With the exception of a brief stint as a bass player for the rock and roll band Guster in the late 1990s, she was involved in no newsworthy events for nearly 25 years; it was not until 2007 that she was again featured in the media spotlight, when it was publicly revealed that she had infiltrated Missouri State University's intricate network of secret government agents and achieved a position of some authority on a project concerning the construction of a giant space laser weap- Sorry, that's classified; let's backtrack... She accepted a position relating to the implementation of a new software suite designed to improve administrative processes and data access for the University community. She spends much of her free time maintaining the illusion that she leads an ordinary life, while fighting crime late at night in urban Springfield, MO.